okay, so i didn't buy a red dress, i bought a blue dress. :)
red is so specific. i was looking for a fire engine red dress but the closest thing i found was some crazy shade of coral which, though i like the color, was made of such cheap knit that it unmistakably showcased my unmentionables. and hey, i admit to being okay with looking a little slutty but this wasn't in that good way. and the only other "red" dress around was maroon. maroon is categorically NOT RED. but i was there and eager to shop; excited for my trip and feeling spunky. this is, in fact, the grand side-effect of The Kelly Bundy Dress. as well as having two plane tickets, a train ticket, and a concert ticket in my hot little hand. 5 more days!!!!! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! and so amidst the Beyonce that blared from the store's stereo system and the excitement in my own heart and mind, i decided turquoise was the next best thing to red so here we are- packed and ready for adventure, a devil with a blue dress on.
i'm gonna see this wide world, mama.
sure the fuck am. :)
leave nothing on these streets to explore.
i have never felt so happy in my entire life.