hysterical...

well, no nudity at the doctor's office yesterday. yippee! but of course they always want to schedule that kind of thing before you leave if you're a woman. i swear the idea of the "wandering uterus" still exists in medicine. ha! they can deny it as much as they like but i've noticed that every single friggin time i go to the doctor for anything, they always want to schedule an appointment to look at my female parts. always. and there is absolutely no history of any kind of cancer in my family. none. but there's the not-so-secret assumption that if you've got a uterus you're insane or at least prone to insanity and that the uterus will birth out all your dark secrets. hysteria! what a bunch of weirdos.

today i get to go on an art store shopping spree. maybe i'll let my uterus pick a few things out too. :)